Headline News outtakes

"Massacre raps vs. 2 Ampatuans dropped"


"...Justice secretary Alberto Agra cleared ARMM governor Zaldy Ampatuan and Maguindanao Vice Governor Akmad Ampatuan when the two filed petition and presented documented evidence that these two Ampatuans were not present at the crime scene at the time of the massacre. Agra, also said that having similar surnames does not mean there was a sign of conspiracy..."

>you bastards should've waited until another celebrity scandal takes place. That's the only time our attention are occupied and we'll simply forget your radical, thoughtless decisions. isang buwan pa lang Mr. Agra, at mukhang mabe-break mo ang record ng shortest span of national position held.


"Noynoy has come out of his shell"

"...Maria Elena "Ballsy" Aquino-Cruz, eldest sister of Noynoy Aquino III told The Philippine Star that her brother is coming out of his shell and he is "his own man"..."

> This would probably mean that at the time that he decided to run for presidency, he was someone else's man. Truly coming out of his shell-as a chicken who has no direction of his own.


"Earth Day Run starts today"

"...Climate Change Secretary Heherson Alvarez authored the resolution declaring April 22 as Earth Day..."

> you could probably run away from Climate Change. You could wear a shirt, bandana, or a scarf to "fight Climate Change". But trust me, this Major Event leaves nothing but Minor (or no) Effect to the impending doom we're facing at.